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Request to be photo-chopped
Please fill out the following application. All sections ( I, II and III) must be completed.
The original must be notarized and sent via registered mail no later than 5:00 PM last Tuesday.
All decisions are final, unless I change my mind.
Section I - Disposition
a. Are you thick skinned?
b. Do you have a sense of humor?
c. How long do you hold a grudge?
(Check the appropriate choice.)
__ A few days.
__ Until I get revenge.
__ 'Till Hell freezes over.
d. Have you ever been banned?
e. Arrested?
f. Convicted?
g. Is your name Martha?
Section II - Armament
Do you own:
A gun?
Bow and arrows?
A sharp stick?
A book entitled "101 poisons and how to use them"?
(If not, would you like to buy a copy cheap?)
Section II - Miscellaneous
Do you belong to:
The mob?
The Benny Hill fan club?
The Republican party?
Do you practice any art which ends with the word "fu"?
Do you know the Vulcan Death Grip?
When you say: "I'd like to take him/her out." do you mean on a date?
Section VI - Bonus question
When you go into the woods, take off your clothes and howl at the moon, is it alone or in a group?
Name (Please Print) ______________________________
Signiture: ____________________________________
By signing above I attest that my answers are truthfull, or close enough.
I also authorise the placement of my likeness in toilet bowls, on cartoon characters
and used in any otherwise demeaning manner, so long as it's good for a laugh.
I further swear not to file a law suit, call my mother or whine like a baby.
I also hear by bequeath all of my earthly belongings to The Church of Photochop.
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