YOU KNOW SOMEONE HAS A DOXIE WHEN...

1) The bed has sausage shaped lumps under the covers

2) When you come home after being gone only minutes & you're greeted
as if you were gone for ten years

3) Footstools are strategically arranged around the beds and furniture.

4) The house is decorated with Doxie items.

5) The owner is decorated with Doxie items.

6) After the doorbell rings, you can't hear a thing for 10 minutes.

7) Doxie "nose art" is proudly displayed on all windows.

8) All socks, undies and shoes have holes in them.

9) All squeak toys , no longer have the ability to squeak.

10) Doors to many rooms have to remain closed.

11) The owners bed never remains made.

12) You find dogs instead of clothes in the laundry basket.

13) You notice small fox holes in the yard.

14) All wastebaskets are elevated at least 3 feet from the floor.

15) When you get home, you're greeted with chewed toilet paper,
tissues, etc. (Hence see #10)

16) The owner has no food, but the dog has plenty of Premium food.

17) A cupboard is full of tiny dog clothes, before you realize that
doxies would rather be nudists. -- LOL This would be Dottie!

18) The owner is always talking about getting a Super king sized bed.

19) The living room looks like it's covered in snow, due to the
batting from all the stuffed animal toys.

20) The doxie gets kisses before the owners significant other. - And this would be Pat!
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21) The owner runs around looking for a sitter if she'll be gone more
than a couple of hours.

22) The doxie gets more Christmas presents than the human kids.

23) The grass is mowed Very short.

24) The computer owners "favorites" are all doxie related.

25) There's always plenty of toilet paper to pick up poops.

26) The growing chart on the wall is horizontal, not vertical.

(ROFL, #17 made me think of Dottie.)
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