I slept in until 6:15! Whoa! I'll be off kilter the whole day.

This is Lame Joke Day! This is the day I always said to my customers, "See you next year!" I look at Bob with a fake mean expression, and say things like "This is the last time I'm going to make you breakfast this year! You can make your own breakfast for the rest of the year!"

We're expecting wind chill tonight down to -35. Guess we'll stay home. Oh wait, we were going to do that anyway.