I kid you not....I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area,
which primarily produce Pinot Blanc,
Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines,
have developed a new hybrid grape
that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number
of trips older people have to make
to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE