I'm with Mel! You made me laugh...more than once. Please, don't lose your sense of humor. You're going to need it in the days to come.
Have you found anything that alleviates your symptoms? The coma sounds...restful. Sigh. I'm on the same time as you are so here it is 3:00 AM and guess where I'm *not*?
The Mirapex and other half of Tramadol are finally kicking in so I may be able to go back to bed in a few minutes.
Oh and BTW, alcohol can aggravate PN symptoms. Bummer, eh? Course if one drinks enough one won't care.