ROFL - OMG - that is so funny Cherie !!!
I started my list sort of half in jest because I do NOT just sit and worry about those things (I am far too busy living life) HOWEVER, they are in the back of my mind as real threats.

The funniest thing about your post was that I do NOT like to touch the remote control when I travel these days, nor do I like to sit on the bed spread. I DO use a paper towel when I open a public bathroom unless I can just push the door open with my foot, I NEVER sit my purse in the floor of a public bathroom anymore, I DON'T use saran wrap in the microwave, and... I no longer boil water in the mirowave !!!!

LMAO - that pegged me !!!! Not all of them - but a bunch of them !!!! ROFL

And... BTW - I have also been looking into alternatives to deodarants and I recently ordered a special brand of Coconut Oil, recommended to me by a friend who is a massage therapist - to use instead of lotions (with chemicals) on my body !!!

I guess I am a Kook !!! I have watched "Armagedden Week" all week long on the History channel - I must have O'D'd on disasters !!!! ROFL

And yet another to add to my list...
Biological Warfare !!!

Snoods