I think Alan was just having a mid-life crisis and actually thought he could bounce on this stupid thing. I mean, we couldn't even open it, that's how hard the springs are and it wouldn't lock into position.

Just imagine, if either of us were bouncing on this thing and the spring hinge thing unlocked. We would go flying though the air and really break something.

Thankfully, it's all packed up and will go back soon.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT HE WILL BRING HOME NEXT!!!

mel