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Originally Posted by PolarExpress
LOL...My MIL swears they keep a small child in a cage somewhere in Walmart and start poking him to make him scream and cry when they see her coming..
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I think they keep a herd of free-range children on Wheelies shoes in WalMart, and they send them out when the place gets just a bit crowded, with orders to knock down as many people as they can. Keeps the people watching the store security monitors entertained.