I had the EMG done today, oh what fun! According to the neurologist that performed the test, it was normal. However, he says that's not unusual. Of course it's not!

They like to torture patients for the fun of it! And does this hurt? Oh sorry, I'll stick the pin here! Oh that hurts! I'll move it over here! Oh, sorry that hurts too! Geez, what do they think? Sticking a sharp pin in your deltoid muscle ISN'T GOING TO HURT! Here let me try!