This is the truth with my hand up: last night I dreamed that I was trying to make sentences out of all homonyms (words that are spelled differently but sound the same) Okay, I'm weird, that's a given, but here's the challenge:

Can you make a sentence out of ONLY homonyms, or combinations of words that make "sound-alikes"? (For example "platform" and "platte form") They have to be real words or names, and they have to make up the whole sentence.

Sorry, no prizes. Just the thrill of the chase. Here's mine to start:

Wood ewe lye too say viewers elf?