Does he call her "bacon grease" in bed? (my dad saves his bacon grease to cook with, he always has.

BTW: Did you know a male's 2 favorite scents are Bacon and WD40? I heard that on Good Morning America. I guess when a lady/girl goes out on a date, she should rub bacon on her & dab a little WD40 behind her ears.
I can only think of one of a female's favorite scents..........leather