I don't have MS! ha! I can stop all these stupid meds now.

Oh, I guess I should tell you the story behind this.... My mother just called me after she went out with her friends and they hit up the local psychic. Now according to my mother who needed to call me and relay the information she received....the psychic says I don't have MS! Isn't that fabulous?!?!? Instead she says I have some kind of predisposition causing my antibodies to attack my body when I am stressed out and that all i need to do is de-stress. Oh, and according to the psychic I have to eat sweet potatoes, asparagus, and eggplant all together at least 3 times a week and I will be cured. It's a MIRACLE! Oh the psychic also guessed i would be a smart ***** skeptic too. Wow she's right about everything.

She also ended by telling my mom she should sell her house and move to Ireland where she should teach nursing at a convalescent home for the elderly... because my grandma (who died in 1987) told her so. Ok so that one wasn't so far fetched except...oh yeah mom doesn't even have a nursing degree, she does have a degree in social services and another in human resource management which explains why she has been working in mortgage for the last 15 years.....

Yes, I'm "in a mood". But this tends to happen when your mother calls you up to tell you that all of the doctors and all of the testing is wrong and all i have to do is eat my veggies. I did tell her she can't sell the house and move to Ireland because I plan on selling the house to use the money to pay for her nursing home where she will be locked in a padded room so the psychic friends and fairies can't get her.

Bet the psychic didn't see that straight jacket coming.... Tough love is so much more fun when it's combined with self love. Ok, I am done ranting now.