But I know this is the one place where everyone will understand.
I pee'd myself this morning.
I think I was dreaming that I was "going" and it woke me up. Thankfully it wasn't enough to get the bed wet, but my PJs were wet. I cried for about half an hour.... Wasn't a good way to start a Monday.
I've been on meds before for bladder control when I was having to go all the time and it was waking me up several times a night and making me tired. I remember the pills gave me really bad cotton mouth.
There have been several times in the last several months that I have barely made it to the toilet on time. And I mean barely, like I couldn't stop it even to get my pants down.
Do I just laugh about this? Will that keep me sane? I'm just wondering cuz I've been laughing like I'm ready to be locked up in the looney bin....