Oh......I am SO glad it made you laugh!!!! Actually, my cats KNOW that Milk Dud is "above" them just slightly in the pecking order. They watch her from a distance, but have NEVER tried to attack her. They wouldn't DARE!!! They are a little afraid of her, actually. I had them all on the couch with me once and Milk Dud went up and touched Izzie (the white cat) and Izzie did a back flip OFF the couch......totally freaked out!!! I let them touch noses sometimes. I think Izzie actually thinks that Milk Dud is her kitten......they are both white. It's all in all a wonderful animal life around here......SMILE!!!!