LMAO, Sarah! That was good. Sorry Brandon but it was funny and I do hope it made you smile a bit.
I think we all can totally relate to that, Brandon! I am sorry you and the couch have been forced to become buddies for a bit. However, if it continues and/or gets worse, I would put a call in to your dr.
I do remember 1 time being stuck on the couch like that and mentioning to my DDs that I just wanted to put a towel between my legs as I was feeling too tired and weak to even get up and go to the bathroom. LOL