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Originally Posted by tkrik
Well here you have it . . .
Put your Spanx on.
Go down to a Chinese restaurant and get some MSG as AMN suggested.
Once you get home mix up Sandy & Holly's "cocktail" of magnesium citrate 1/2 cherry flavored 1/2 lemon lime flavored with a touch of Miralax.
Do 1 suppository as suggested by DM. Follow up with 1/2 dose of Benefibre as Lady suggested.
Once you have done that mix 4 caps of fish oil and 1/4 cup of olive oil with 16 oz. of RW's great recipe for Irish Creme (trust me you will need the sedation - you might want to add a 5 mg tablet of Valium for added relaxation) and then follow up with FG's Dulcolax.
By following these steps before you fly, you should clear out at 30,000 feet in the air.   |
Whoa! Talk about a rocket in her pants! Are you trying to disembowel her?
Char, you wear those bungie bottoms before you blow and you'll really regret it when it's time and you can't get the dumb things off!
