*****important public announcement*****

"ahem, this is Hoot Mwah, the new Sturgeon General Tso's Chicken newly appointed by the Press a Dent of the Ewe Knighted Steaks of A Merry Car.

I am here to issue a very important statement:

Breast Cancer is one of the leading cause of death amongst women between Dork and Dingbat stages.

The Dingbat and Dork reality show will reveal on the next episode the importance of examining breasts as demonstrated by Dingbat and Dork...

ON EACH OTHER...

This is Sturgeon General Tso making his very last statement for he fears he'll be stoned to death by the angry estrogen mob..."