I went to Target today, and as usual I parked in a handicap space. Just as I was getting out of the car, a grumpy man walked up to me and said, “You don’t look very disabled to me.” Before I had two seconds to think, I smiled broadly and replied, “That’s because you are an idiot.” The look on the guy’s face was priceless, and I started laughing in spite of myself. I’ve never done anything like that before in my life, and I don’t plan to do it again, but it really felt soooo good!