Two wombats walked into the bar and

the first wombat shouted, "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME, I'VE LOST MY WOMB!!"

the second wombat shouted, "HELP! I've lost my bat!!!"

a third wombat was sitting alone at the end of the dimly lit bar nursing his Mozzie drink. He motioned the bartender over and said, 'I have a message for those two gorgeous wombats who just walked into the bar. Please tell the 1st one that she will never need a womb-she can adopt my 7 little motherless wombats...and tell the 2nd one_______________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _."

thinking, thinking...of a good punch line...any ideas?