lol, I'm no good with jokes and punch lines. I'm better with information.
More about Wombats.
http://www.abc.net.au/science/scribblygum/june2006/
There used to be this old show on tv here called "A Country Practice". They had a big old wombat in that called "Fatso". I'm sure Koala would remember that. I've never seen a wombat in the wild myself, but seen them in the zoo.
btw. mozzies = mosquitoes (Moi, I think it's minus the 'e' in Spanish, but I don't speak Spanish so I could be wrong)