Sue, I still cannot seem to come up with a good punch line vs a good punch bowl, so I'll leave it to the more talented folks. LOL

in the meantime, this email was sent to me from our dear mistiis. (that means BLAME her, not moi.

(moi is talking about himself in third person again...)

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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

* If Laura , Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
other Laura , Kate and Sarah .
* If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

(so true, so true...and let's not forget the most common one: Bubba LOL)

EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in
$20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

(ROFL....yeah, this is just like moi and da wife...LOLOL)


MONEY

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's
on sale.

(not in moss's case... )

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
337.
* A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

(too funny....that's OUR bathroom...)


ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

(hee hee )

FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

(LMAO)

MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
does.


DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty
the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

(too true....)

NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

(well, moss looks good ALL the time. I deteriorate, PERIOD *trying to collect brownie points here..)


OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humour and who can handle
it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.