The husband had just finished reading a book entitled "You Can Be The King of The Castle".

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on you need to know that I am the King of this castle and MY word is LAW! You will prepare me dinner tonight and when I am finished eating my meal, you will bring me dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards you are going to draw me a bath so i can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow guess who is going to dress me and comb me hair. "

The wife smiled politely and replied " Well darling, the funeral director would be my first guess."