ahhhh..da wife...you wrote it so well...I am still cracking up...
now, there is another side of the story...
you see, in the past, I would ask moss to either hold lillie or administer the med on lillie.
But she's afraid to hold lillie because of her claws(Lillie's, not moss's although moss's claws are pretty sharp also.
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we tried that once and moss just go "ooooh ooooh oooh" and let's lillie go and we'd have to wait for hours to do it again (and usually by myself then)
we tried having moss administering the med. But because lillie is usually squirming and I am yelling for moss to hurry before I lose control, moss usually just stands there holding the med with her mouth wide opened not knowing who to administer it on. Sometimes the meds get on the floor, sometimes, I get the meds even though I am pretty sure I don't have fleas...
today, we could see Lillie was on to us...and the conference WAS needed...
but what I didn't factor in was that when I was trying to distract lillie, that moss would get distracted....
As soon as I yelled, "look, a gecko" to lillie...
I knew I had lost moss....
ROFL..........