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Old 03-24-2009, 02:45 PM
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Sally started a thread here with the phrase "And I'm still older than dirt..". I've heard that saying before....but just how old is dirt?

My Dad used to say "he's tighter than D!ck's hatband" about someone who was stingy with money. He also used to say "the more you complain the longer God lets you live."

My Mom used to say "good news is still puttin' on his shoes while bad news is halfway there".....talking about how bad news travels fast.

What are some funny sayings you remember from your childhood or even use now?
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