You should have seen the cake I made. No....I'm glad you didn't cuz I was embarrassed. You see, I took cake decorating lessons a few years ago & shortly after it was over, I made a couple cakes for my DH to take to work.
First I made a 'lady cake' with a skirt shaped pan & a plastic lady half (know what I mean?) on top. It looked nice. Later I made a 'man cake' sorta 'for the ladys at his office'. It was guy body (no legs, arms, or face showing)wearing bikini shorts. For his hairy chest I used tinted coconut and for the ____ I used a twinkie. LOL. I made it & went to bed. The next morning I got up & saw it & that twinkie was way to big. I laughed but turned red thinking what I would appear to be. I thought of not letting my DH taking it to work but ended up letting him. .......(I know I musta written this before. So if you read it....sorry)