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Old 04-12-2009, 01:23 PM
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Default Easter poetry from demented grandmother of 5

Being as I'm on the sugar wagon, I wrote this for my grandchildren. Some of you may remember my "Ode to a pan of Brownies"

The Easter Bunny didn't come!
I think he is a dirty bum!
The boys upstairs got lots of eggs...
The chocolate kind for which I beg.

But Mister Bunny says to me
"I feel your pain, I hear your plea
But Easter candy is bad for you."
I don't care, I want some too!

I kicked, I screamed, I misbehaved
But it seems I won't be saved
For chocolate eggs and other treats
Are not for grannies who love sweets.

So on with Easter, I'll survive
I should give thanks to be alive.
But while you stuff your chubby face
And chocolate morsels stick in place....
Please excuse me if I lean
and lick your face to make it clean!

enjoy!
Love to all, and Happy Easter
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