Hi Sue,
Gosh, I wish you could get to feeling better. Being sick stinks and I am sorry you have to go thru this. Enough of being sick. Some one may have to explain all the emoticons on here to you if you can't see them, but they are worth the entertainment value. Seriously, you will be in my thoughts and prayers, but here is some fun to cheer you up.
Here are the rules for the OR:
But just give those surgeons hell!!
Nothing like a tough ER nurse to make sure things go very well!
Oh and no med students in the OR.

(I hate when I have my pelvic and this is what is looking at me on the other side of that blue sheet.)
Bunch of know it all snoops that violate sterile technique.

If there is some one you don't like, remember the secret weapon
And make sure they count their weapons and sponges or they will be in real trouble with SS when they are done
Love to ya. Hang in there.

Make sure you get one of those patient demand pain pumps too! I could use one of those doo-hickeys right now.
Oh, and my grand-baby-girl is pretty darn cute. You gotta get up and going so I can send you pix!! I am so happy, she just figured out that I am not mama or daddy! You could see the Aha moment. No kidding, you could just see her brain working and her figuring it out. And she smiled at me, even after she figured out I wasn't daddy or mama! I need to see how much your 2 little punkerdoodles have grown.
Also, I want to see some of those wedding pix....I had to gut that out a year ago(and we have almost financially recovered)----want to see you all dressed up in sparkly things....(yes, you made me do the sparklies! And I did it, and I am glad. Even if it is just fancy earings.) Your turn now
Heads up hon! You will do fine for this procedure. I will be pulling for you.
The Cy