You can have it, old boy. It's a cool, crisp, and sunny morning in MI, it's only 34° out there but the sun makes it feel like 50°. It's a perfect day to go outside and enjoy the bursting spring happening all around us. The grass (yes, we HAVE grass) is green and lush, the fresh buds are aching to bloom, the creek flows crystal clear through my densely wooded yard, and the birds & critters (cute, furry mammals) are rejoicing in a cacophony of glory.

Enjoy your parched, brown, sweltering day as you look out the air-conditioned window wondering what the rest of the world is doing without you.