I think I would just want to be left alone. Like Erin, I tend to be on the shy side and there is no way I would want to be on TV like that.
However, if it really, really had to be done I think I would do the Ellen show as she has such a light hearted sense of humor. I think it would be more fun and relaxing to do her show than the others who seems overly serious and have their own agenda and can twist the story any way they want.

Not that Ellen couldn't but at least the humor and silliness would make it worth while.