I have a bag full of um. Like one prison I worked at, we released an inmate that was held for a long time, and he finally was let go with time served by the judge. The cops downstairs know him, as he was a frequent flyer, and one gave him $5 to get something to eat, and maybe find his way home. 20 minutes later, he was back upstairs, drunk as a skunk on rot gut, and looking to fight. whee! He holds the record for the shortest time OUT of prison.

I have tons, but its hard to talk about some without giving away so many details that those in the area, may be able to piece it together, and figure out who it was.

The husband had 1 escape on him. The two others in the group got caught. They used bed sheets to hang out the window down the side of the building. 1 was half way down, and the others chickened out. Now guy number one is stuck. He cant climb back up to join his buddies, and he was pretty exhausted and having trouble getting the rest of the way down the 9 story building. He eventually slid the rest of the way, and went home to his moms house. Mom fed him a good lunch and they waited for the cops to come get him. Added 12 years to his sentence for the escape. DOH!