Cool! It's about time we started #5. Good thinkin', Miss Monkey...

So tell me...how did you birthday/anniversary turn out? Was it the best day of your life???

I hate to report it, coach, but I'm losing weight again. What's the deal on that? I thought people were supposed to gain ten pounds during the holidays...

My brother still says he'd be glad to donate me ten or twenty pounds if I need it. Says it would do both of us some good.