I NEVER intentionally do any of these things, and its always a surprise. I have this well behaved child who has displayed impecable manners and grace for months now, and then...you reach out to answer the phone, and its like she tied your shoe laces together. I have learned to NEVER walk down stairs without holding a banister. Bring your tea cup to your mouth, and she jerks your arm and you get smacked in the teeth with your cup, busting your lip.

I am of course trying to find the humor in this, as most of the time its not funny, but if you dont find a way to laugh or make fun of it, you will cry. I simply cannot and will not curl up in a corner and be afraid to take this child into the sun. now grab mommies hand, and lets go.