(Well, two, if you count the kitten. )

She is quiet and well-behaved. She is very clean. In fact, she cleans incessantly, but only the floors -- can't get her to load the dishwasher. Or do laundry. I think she must have OCD.

Her name is Roomba, and now that she is here, I can't get a thing done cuz I'm too busy watching her do her thing! She is absolutely mesmerizing!

I'd write more, but here she comes again.