I KNOW the recipe for broccoli salad is in there somewhere --

-- but I can't find it. Curious and others have lots of great additions and subs.
This is the original ................
BROCCOLI SALAD
Broccoli pieces (add cauliflower chunks too, if you like)
Bacon pieces - lots of bacon pieces
Grapes - any color you like
Almond slices
Onion slices (red or green)
raisins - if you want (YUK!!)
Dressing
1 cup Mayo (I said mayo .... understand? Mayo - not Miracle Whip)
1/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup milk (I go really skimpy on that to keep dressing thick)
1 tablespoon vinegar