C'mere, EM!
*injecting fingers with enormous amounts of collagen*

Stop whining and hold still! More will fit in there!
*going for a second round*
Good. Now, put on these 9 pairs of rubber gloves and rub that last pair with this vasoline. Do a better job of it, now!
Put on this goose down vest and this nice wool hat, and take this pretty blue sleeping pill. I don't care if it's 90° in the shade with 400% humidity! Do it!
Okay, now take these nail clippers, cuticle scissors, pushing sticks, and these files. Trim your toenails and make them neat and smooth so you can put your gravity boots back on!