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Old 06-19-2009, 07:03 PM
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C'mere, EM!

*injecting fingers with enormous amounts of collagen*

Stop whining and hold still! More will fit in there!

*going for a second round*

Good. Now, put on these 9 pairs of rubber gloves and rub that last pair with this vasoline. Do a better job of it, now!

Put on this goose down vest and this nice wool hat, and take this pretty blue sleeping pill. I don't care if it's 90° in the shade with 400% humidity! Do it!

Okay, now take these nail clippers, cuticle scissors, pushing sticks, and these files. Trim your toenails and make them neat and smooth so you can put your gravity boots back on!
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