What a shame they've finally decided upon the person for that "dream job" on that island in the Whitsunday Island group, on the Great Barrier Reef in Australian. $100,000 for 6 months lolling on the beach, learning to scuba dive, swimming, sipping cocktails, etc. would have least given you time to stop and watch the world go by for a little while.

Oh well, I'll put a good word in for you if anything similar comes up again.