DEEPBRAIN DIARIST & Stitcher
You make me laugh. There are many of us here who have a long history of clinical trial participation including Stitcher, Jaye (who was lauded by the NIH for her participation - sorry I can't remember the name of her award), SherylJ, & others whom I cannot remember (sorry).
DEEP-BRAIN-DIARIST - you should look into the Parkinson Disease Foundation's Clinical Research Learning Institute (CLRI) - I bet you'd be a great candidate