Bobber,
I know you're not the kind....
But, keep that thing on LOW.
That's when it'll help.

Turn it on, so you can barely feel it.

It's a "Gateway" thing, No, not the computers.
It blocks a gateway path of pain to the brain.

Don't put it on High, and expect help. That Ain't how it works!

Put the pulse up to about 3/4, and the intensity to about a quarter.
Just so you barely feel it.

That's all.
Then, go the heck away.
Don't expect miracles, moron! (I can only say this to you, Bobber!)

You know me, though.
It's no miracle solution.
If it can keep you from taking a pill or two a day, it's done it's job!
That's it!

Keep in touch!

Your Bro',
Pete