Could not resist that one. What a subject to start with on my first time on BT2. I finally found my way in here.
So, constipation....one of my very VERY early memories is sitting on my little potty in the livingroom - I must have been very young to have been on a potty in the livingroom!!!! And my mother was pacing the floor, telling me I must perform, or she would have to use a little lump of soap, the thought of which absolutely terrified me. I must have performed eventually, for I managed to avoid the soap.
Yes, I think I was born mildly constipated, and have been so all my life. Travel and stress cause complete 'estoppal'.