LOL - I'm on the west coast - it was 11:47 pm

I did buy a Pressure Pointer - I really like the website chart they have for locating trigger points.
Now it sits in my closet because tennis balls, pet balls or golf balls are actually simpler to use. or just about anything that will fit where the pesky trigger points are.

http://www.pressurepointer.com/pain_reference_chart.htm