Before NO NOT CALL, with telemarketers loved saying, "Geez, everything happens at once. Now doorbell is ringing. Can you wait a second while I answer it?" Then I wait a few seconds and scream like I'm being killed. Or if kids answer, yell loudly, "I told you not to wake me" and whomp, whomp countertop like I'm beating them. Kids loved helping on this one. Family fun!!!Entertained me and telemarketer. (I think, no one ever called cops)