Hey, Dingbat! My stinky feet wouldn't bother you if you'd quit kissin' 'em all the time!
Careful there, Judy, you're getting dangerously close to dingbatism.
Well, my eating choices have improved tenfold since I got rid of the knuckleheads. They make me eat way too much, way too often, and way too poorly! Okay, we don't eat poorly, but that's part of the problem.
I'm still alternating between fat and skinny girl clothes, I swear my fat is shifting or something. Ugh, muffin top comes and goes like MI weather and I just don't get it.
I need a manicure.