There was this time when I could not for the life of me remember how to spell the word *shoe*. For days, no matter what I did with it, it looked off.

Dh says, well that's what spell check is for.



I'm not 4! I could spell shoe when I was 4. Here I was, 40, could not spell shoe.

I was ranting "I hate cog fog! I hate it!"

And he quips..."Cog fog? You probably have those Cogwell cogs. You should have gone with Spacely Sprockets."


He's lucky I didn't kill him.