a BADET is when a bidet goes bad and becomes a rogue. Like when I did when I was in Paris and instead of using the bidet for number 1, I used it for number 2 (hey, I was a country asian pumpkin that didn't know a bidet is pronunced "Buh-Day" but "Buy det")
I can still remember being so embarassed that I had to call the house maintenence who came up and look at me and shook his head...(but from the way he looked, I wasn't the first American to have done that. LOLOL)
now, let's get rid of all the evil BADets and install all the good bidets and have INSTRUCTIONS next to them.
And I am lobbying and getting petitions signed for the same for the bedpan sprayer...we need to inform the unsuspecting public as well as redneck asian people who are just NOT that cultured (although I was told that if I drink cultured milk with my pinky up, I'd be "sarfisticated")
go figure...LOLOLOLOLOL
OK, meds kicking in...I outta here...
I love you guys...

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