After we ran some errands, we had lunch at a Chinese buffet. Crab rangoons and veggie lo mein, mmmm! What's better than deep fried cream cheese and greased spaghetti?
The irony was not lost on me--all those slim, healthy, attractive Chinese courteously serving us, the piggies at the buffet trough. They obviously don't eat that stuff. Or at least not as much.