This may be a stupid question but where are you going on vacation, that you need all these pillows.

You poor thing, you need to act like Cleopatra and have those guys carry you around all the time.

or......


I think you should just go to Hawaii, lay on the beach, soak up some rays and pick up some gorgeous hawaiin hunk AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!


That'll make you forget whatever ails ya!!!

God forbid Alan should read this!!!! oy veh!!!

Oh, and get this, yesterday, he decides to tell me that some years ago, my ex-boyfriend kept calling me on the answering machine and leaving messages that we should get together for lunch. I told him "I never got any messages" and he replied with a sneer on his face: "Of course not, that's why they invented the DELETE BUTTON".

I never laughed so hard in all my life.

be well!!!
mel