I may suggest that to our Pastor, Curious ( had to backspace and add that common cause it looked like Pastor Curious)

Mr.Alffe gets so upset with the sweet lady that sits next to use...using the wadded up tissue on her nose, coughing into it and then putting it back in her pocket before shaking hands with us. He really isn't sincerely "passing the peace" at that point.

LOLOL...now I have just about succeeded on talking myself out of going to church this morning.