As if we have a laundry room. It's the basement. But ANYWAY,

I was about to toss in the washer some new cheapy Hanes cotton undies, when I noticed the tag said "machine wash warm, tumble dry low, do not iron."

DO NOT IRON? Seriously? Like I was going to iron my UNDIES? I don't even iron my CLOTHES! Hello?

Whew, good thing they stopped me before I ran right upstairs and ironed all those undies.

Of course, Mom used to iron undies, pillowcases, hankies. But she also used to wash windows, and I don't do that either. Do not iron. Good grief.