UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE.

I returned the bottle this morning.

Alan walked into our bedroom last night and said "Return the bottle and get the money back, this thing is not doing enough of what it's supposed to do".

I said "Are you sure, let's see what happens up until you go to bed".

He came to bed at 5 a.m. (he wakes me up just because he walks in the room). I don't mind because I get up to make a small "wee" visit to the ladies room.

So when he got into bed, before I got up, I turned to him and said "do you still want me to bring back the Neuragen, it didn't work AT ALL??"

He said "nah, didn't do the trick, bring it back, I'll continue to use the bio-freeze and the tiger balm".

So this morning I brought it back and got my $29.99 refunded.

THANK GOODNESS.

And I'll do the experiment on Alan as you all suggested.

Tonight I'll tell him "Oh, guess what, I read on the internet how you can make a home-made solution using simple things we have in the kitchen".

He will say "oh yeah, go for it, what do I have to lose".

I will then take plain old olive oil and put it exactly where I put the Neuragen.

Let's see what happens.

Will update.

Melody